uniquec: Ready then for boringness then?
uniquec: Alright then...what do you do?
Ulquyorra: I am a QCer.
Ulquyorra: Or so they say.
uniquec: What groups do you work for?
Ulquyorra: Shinsen Subs.
uniquec: Or you pretend to.
Ulquyorra: Most of the time.
uniquec: It's a state of the mind.
Ulquyorra: You could say that.
uniquec: How long you been qcing for them?
Ulquyorra: About a year.
Ulquyorra: Maybe a little less.
Ulquyorra: Hard to remember.
uniquec: Why did you decide to fansub?
Ulquyorra: They had a news post saying they needed some help.
Ulquyorra: So I decided to help out.
Ulquyorra: Surprised I made it.
uniquec: And you decided to be helpful.
uniquec: How so?
Ulquyorra: How am I surprised?
uniquec: That you pass.
Ulquyorra: Well, I was interviewed by Asakomi and she can be tough.
Ulquyorra: And I was hesitent about my skills.
Ulquyorra: I was nervous which made it worse.
uniquec: But you managed to survive the process. Probably was best you were nervous and did not take it for granted.
uniquec: I can imagine, I used to hear how much fun it was even to mark them.
uniquec: So who would you want to be stranded on a desert island?
Ulquyorra: It was pretty hard.
Ulquyorra: You or Torianna.
uniquec: Why either of us?
Ulquyorra: You both are nice.
Ulquyorra: Wouldn't try to eat me.
Ulquyorra: And you both seem resourceful.
Ulquyorra: Also I love the women ;)
uniquec: Lol we wouldn't make good food sources.
Ulquyorra: I wouldn't eat you either.
Ulquyorra: I wouldn't want a guy because most guys can beat me in a fight.
uniquec: I'm little so I doubt that I'll be a good food source. ~
uniquec: So what are your hobbies outside anime?
uniquec: What do you like to read?
Ulquyorra: Flying big ass kites.
Ulquyorra: I like to read fantasy, history, and everything in between.
Ulquyorra: And collecting knives.
uniquec: In that order.
Ulquyorra: No order.
uniquec: Do you have alot of kites?
Ulquyorra: Also I have been getting into boomerangs.
Ulquyorra: A couple kites.
Ulquyorra: Mostly parafoil kites.
uniquec: Where would you like to travel that you never been?
Ulquyorra: I like to travel and those seem like nice places.
Ulquyorra: No real reason.
Ulquyorra: I have not been to a tropical zone yet.
Ulquyorra: At least not one like Panama.
uniquec: You enjoy the heat?
Ulquyorra: I love the heat.
uniquec: Where have you been that you would recomend?
Ulquyorra: I really like biking around Canada.
Ulquyorra: I live in Vermont so Canada is a must.
uniquec: Any particular place in Canada?
Ulquyorra: Ontario is nice.
Ulquyorra: Nothing really though.
uniquec: How do you see yourself 20 years from now?
Ulquyorra: A chef.
Ulquyorra: Pastry chef.
uniquec: You enjoy making pastries?
Ulquyorra: I do, I also enjoy eating them.
Ulquyorra: It's a hobby of mine that I forgot to mention.
uniquec: More than you like making them?
Ulquyorra: No, half the fun is in the making.
uniquec: What do you enjoy making the most?
Ulquyorra: That's a hard one.
Ulquyorra: I don't really know.
uniquec: Anything you better at making?
Ulquyorra: I like making things with phyllo dough.
Ulquyorra: Like baklava.
uniquec: Pastry with lots of layers.
uniquec: Favourite food then?
Ulquyorra: And anything with peanut sauce.
uniquec: Heh. Food you hate the most?
Ulquyorra: And fish.
Ulquyorra: I hate sea food.
Ulquyorra: I can tolerate calamari.
uniquec: In that order?
Ulquyorra: Yes, in that order.
uniquec: How do you like to eat eggs?
Ulquyorra: On an english muffin with sausage and cheese.
Ulquyorra: No ketchup ever!
uniquec: With no condiments?
uniquec: What would you like to do but never done?
Ulquyorra: I am going in a month, though with my dad.
Ulquyorra: It will be awesome.
Ulquyorra: If I don't crap myself.
uniquec: You think you would do such a thing?
Ulquyorra: I hope not.
Ulquyorra: I don't think so but I have never been.
Ulquyorra: We'll see.
uniquec: First time for everything.
uniquec: Innie or outie?
Ulquyorra: Outie and proud of it.
Ulquyorra: Just joking, innie.
uniquec: Because you are rare.
Ulquyorra: I am rare?
uniquec: I was refering to being an outie.
Ulquyorra: I see.
uniquec: Boxers or briefs?
Ulquyorra: I like the breeze.
uniquec: Introvert or extrovert?
uniquec: How so?
Ulquyorra: I am pretty happy and talkative.
Ulquyorra: I like attention if you haven't noticed.
uniquec: Happy go lucky.
Ulquyorra: I talk to everyone and everyone talks to me.
uniquec: Favourite colour?
Ulquyorra: Or orange.
uniquec: Light, medium. dark?
Ulquyorra: Light purple.
Ulquyorra: Dark orange.
uniquec: Do yu remember your dreams?
Ulquyorra: Only one.
Ulquyorra: I go through my old highscool slaying vampires.
uniquec: Okay vampire slayer!
uniquec: Favourite movie?
Ulquyorra: Nightmare before Christmas.
uniquec: Why that movie?
Ulquyorra: It's all around awesome.
Ulquyorra: It's dark and twisted.
Ulquyorra: I like twisted humor.
uniquec: Like you so you can relate to it. ~
uniquec: What movie do you dislike?
Ulquyorra: Anything with Jessica Alba.
uniquec: You dont like her?
Ulquyorra: She's a bad actor.
Ulquyorra: Or Lindsay Lohan.
Ulquyorra: Both are terrible.
uniquec: what type of music do you like?
Ulquyorra: Rock and some heavy stuff.
Ulquyorra: No rap.
Ulquyorra: I love REM.
Ulquyorra: Anything but rap and country.
uniquec: What song would you say would be your anthem?
Ulquyorra: Let me think a moment.
Ulquyorra: Maybe Pink by Aerosmith.
Ulquyorra: Or in the car by Barenaked Ladies.
uniquec: Which one more represents you?
Ulquyorra: Wait, Alcohol by Barenaked ladies is probably the best of all.
Ulquyorra: Or the beginning.
uniquec: Lol, you can't choose.
Ulquyorra: You'd have to listen to the song.
Ulquyorra: Except I don't drink anymore.
uniquec: Sure sure.
Ulquyorra: I don't.
Ulquyorra: People think I am extrovert, wait till I drink.
uniquec: That good drunk of a drunk are you.
Ulquyorra: I am a great drunk.
uniquec: So do you like "My little Pony"? (Last time I asked this question was a failure.)
Ulquyorra: Only if the pony is pink.
uniquec: What super hero powers would you want?
Ulquyorra: Green lantern.
Ulquyorra: From the comic Kingdom Come.
Ulquyorra: He's awesome.
Ulquyorra: I want to be able to control awesome green power.
uniquec: Do you think you would make a good super hero or abuse your powers?
Ulquyorra: I would abuse it a little but overall I would be good.
Ulquyorra: I tend to be violent towards asses.
Ulquyorra:> I have punched a couple people in my time.
uniquec: How would you like to be remembered after your demise?
Ulquyorra: Happy guy who died in a flaming plane crash.
Ulquyorra: At the age of 65.
uniquec: Death by fire.
Ulquyorra: Death by crash.
Ulquyorra: Fire is for theatrics.
uniquec: And not a good pastry chef?
Ulquyorra: Well, that is something that would be nice.
Ulquyorra: I do want to open a restuarant when I am older.
uniquec: What type of restaurant?
Ulquyorra: I don't know yet.
Ulquyorra: Kind of a fantasy at the moment.
uniquec: As appose to having a pastry/bakery shop.
Ulquyorra: Well, I want to have that attached to the restaurant.
uniquec: Favourite anime?
Ulquyorra: I like Ergo Proxy, Eureka Seven.
Ulquyorra: Anything sappy.
Ulquyorra: I am a mushy guy.
uniquec: Romantic sappy?
Ulquyorra: Eureka seven sappy.
Ulquyorra: With action on the side.
Ulquyorra: THe movie was a let down.
uniquec: Heh too much sappiness compared to action.
Ulquyorra: I like a balance.
uniquec: Anime you dislike the most?
Ulquyorra: Dragonball Z.
uniquec: That bad?
Ulquyorra: And Night Head Genesis.
Ulquyorra: Have gay brother sex already.
Ulquyorra: God damn that show was terrible.
Ulquyorra: Watched one episode and died a little inside.
uniquec: Just a little?
Ulquyorra: I stopped the show to prevent major brain death.
uniquec: Really. i6s there anything you treasure the most?
Ulquyorra: My watch.
Ulquyorra: Personal reasons.
uniquec: Favourite cookie?
Ulquyorra: Peanut butter cookies.
Ulquyorra: I like peanut butter.
uniquec: Could you live on peanut butter ?
Ulquyorra: It makes me sick,if I eat excessive quantities.
uniquec: Despite that you like it.
Ulquyorra: Yes, it sucks.
uniquec: Too much of anything isn't good.
Ulquyorra: Except friends.
uniquec: Depends on the friends.
Ulquyorra: If you did not like them, they would not be friends.
uniquec: What would you like others to know about you that they might not know?
Ulquyorra: I am not as weak as I look.
uniquec: Do you appear weak?
Ulquyorra: People I meet tend to try to push me around.
Ulquyorra: They think I am a wuss or something.
uniquec: Do you let them push you?
Ulquyorra: That would be the time I punched somebody.
Ulquyorra: My friends should have warned him not to poke me.
Ulquyorra: I don't like to be poked.
uniquec: Violence solves things quickly,:P
uniquec: So any parting words of wisdom?
Ulquyorra: Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
uniquec: Ok and on that statement, we thank you for doing this interview.
uniquec: This concludes our time with Ulquyorra as we hope you enjoy it. The Goddess had a busy weekend bringing you this triple feature after several weeks of silence.