Interviews with Anime FanSubbing Staff

The Goddess interviews SubsFuckingWhere a.k.a SFW founder, timer and editer waffo .

uniquec: Today, we bring to you, waffo the founder of SFW who times and edits. He has kindly decide to put in appearance afterall as we welcome him to the stage.

uniquec: Alright then let the amusement begin.

uniquec: What do you do?

waffo: I time and edit for my group SFW.

uniquec: Why did you get into fansubbing?

waffo: Because it's fun, and it's awesome and there's so much drama.

uniquec: And you like drama?

waffo: Of course, it keeps things interesting.

waffo: Oh can I give an example.

uniquec: Example...

waffo: Well, our very first project was Astro Fighter Sunred because Anbu was so slow on it.

waffo: After we did an episode the Anbu translator came into our channel saying he had hoped we had a decent translation so that he could drop it but we didn't, so he had to start translating it again.

waffo: I found that hilarious since he was so obviously lying...

uniquec: Lol, I guess you didn't meet his approval.

waffo:Maybe not.

waffo: Oh well, we weren't trying to compete with them.

uniquec: So if you were stranded on a desert island, who would you want to be stranded with fansubbbing people and non fansubbing?

waffo: I'm not sure...I mean I've never really met any fansubbing people IRL so it's hard to say.

uniquec: Not anyone that you would tempted to be around?

waffo: Mm not really...I don't know.

uniquec: Outside fansubbing then?

waffo: Lol, probably the girl I'm in love with...I guess.

waffo: Or maybe guuchan, so that I can exact my revenge on him.

uniquec: You dont like guuchan?

waffo: No, he k-lined me for a month and suspended my nick for almost two years.

waffo: I've heard that everyone likes him, but he'll be banished from my new Rizon promised land when I take over the server.

uniquec: I see, So any hobbies outside anime?

waffo: Hmm, well I play the piano some.

uniquec: How well?

waffo: Not that well, I can read music but I don't know how to play chords.

uniquec: If you could travel anywhere that you never been, where would you like to go and why?

waffo: Hmm I know a lot of people probably say this but Japan...because I'd like to see all the craziness for myself :p

uniquec: Any particular place, you would like to see?

waffo: No, nothing specific but I'd really like to go to a natural hot spring at least once.

waffo: Lol, do they have them in the US? I don't even know.

uniquec: I'm not sure.

uniquec: How about any place that you've been that you would recommend?

waffo: Well.

waffo: Oh...well I really liked Trinidad. I had a lot of fun when I went.

waffo: And they sell this...bake 'n shark I think they called it, it was like a shark's delicious.

uniquec: You enjoy shark, do you?

waffo: Yes,I have no idea why they don't sell it here.

uniquec: Favourite food then?

waffo: I love all kinds of rice, especially fried rice. It's probably the only thing I'll never get tired of eating.

uniquec: Least favourite food?

waffo: Oh god eggplant.

waffo: I can't eat that without throwing up.

uniquec: That bad. How do you like to eat eggs?

waffo:> Fried over easy or soft-boiled. but no one seems to be able to cook soft-boiled eggs so I haven't had any in years.

uniquec: Over cook them. What would you like to do but never done?

waffo: A lot of things. I love the sense of danger and excitement, so I'd love to ride a motorcycle at 150mph on the interstate, go skydiving, and hm...other crazy stuff.

uniquec: Things than can put your life in danger. So how do you see yourself 20 years from now?

waffo: Hopefully with a six figure income and a family, porsche in the driveway etc. I'd really like to do something that makes a difference by then.

uniquec: For example?

waffo: Well in a lot of cases there are people who could be saved because they need organs but there aren't any organs available.

waffo: I want to try to make artificial organs so that people could be saved.

uniquec: You wouldn't want to also transplant the said organs?

waffo: Ah well that too I guess, but I think those are two different fields.

uniquec: Well as a doctor/surgeon you could still invent the artificial organs and then be able to transplant them yourself.

waffo: Woa I didn't even know that. Well it doesn't matter anyway, I think I've screwed up too much at this point to become a doctor but oh well.

uniquec: Heh favourite anime?

waffo: Full moon wo sagashite for sure.

uniquec: Why?

waffo: Well most anime have crappy endings or no endings at all, and you're perpetually left waiting for a season 2.

waffo: FMoS had a perfect ending in every way...bittersweet but everyone ended up happy and it was just amazing.

uniquec: You like happy endings?

waffo: Of course.

waffo: NOt too happy, though. RahXephon was the WRONG kind of happy ending.

uniquec: How so?

waffo: They didn't need to show the whole marriage and the baby at the end, there should be just a little that's left to ambiguity.

uniquec: Least favourite anime ?

waffo: Well I tend to avoid watching anime that has low ratings because I think it'd be a waste of time. But recently I've run out of stuff to watch and yeah I started watching things like Akikan and Saki and wow those shows are horrible.

uniquec: You go by ratings as to what you watch?

waffo: Yeah for the most part.

uniquec: Innie or outie belly button?

waffo: Outie.

uniquec: Boxers or briefs?

waffo: Boxer briefs ftw.

uniquec: Introvert or extrovert?

waffo: I'm a bit introverted actually, trying to change that though.

uniquec: In which way?

waffo: I'm not very comfortable around people, so I usually end up not saying much.

uniquec: Background person. Favourite colour?

waffo: Blue well more like aquamarine.

uniquec: If you were a superhero what powers would you want?

waffo: Well the power to read minds would help out a lot.

uniquec: Would you make a good super hero or would you abuse your powers?

waffo: I'd try to be a good one, but I'd probably end up abusing them every once in a while...well no one's perfect.

uniquec: True everyone has their moment of weakness. Favourite movie?

waffo: Probably Memento. So confusing but everything made sense by the end, it was pretty epic.

uniquec: Least favourite movie?

waffo: It might be a tie between Kingdom of Heaven and The Day After Tomorrow.

waffo: The day after tomorrow lol...America's freezing over.

waffo: Solution: move to Mexico.

waffo: And Kingdom of Heaven was just wow bad as well.

uniquec: Favourite genre of music?

waffo: I like alternative.

uniquec: No favourite group?

waffo: Not really, I guess Linkin Park has the most songs that I like, though.

uniquec: How about what you dislike musically?

waffo: I dislike most techno and country music, but some songs are ok. Especially Tim McGraw, he's a great country singer.

uniquec: Do you remember your dreams?

waffo: Sometimes. I think the night before last, I had a dream that I went back in time to 2004 and showed everyone my Xbox 360 then I went on to IRC and lol told all the old anime groups what they were doing in 5 years.

uniquec: Lol.

uniquec: Do you dream in colour or black and white?

waffo: would be cool to have a black and white dream though.

uniquec: Most people dream in black and white though.

uniquec: What you would you like to be remembered for after your death?

waffo: I'd like to be someone that everyone remembers fondly and no one disliked.

uniquec: What would you like others to know about you that the might not know about you?

waffo: Hm? can you rephrase that.

uniquec: Qualities/traits that might be hidden due to your introvertness?

waffo: Oh I see.

waffo: Well I'd like to think that I'm a nice person that wants everyone to be happy...but the only thing people seem to see is someone they can easily take advantage of.

uniquec: Are you easily taken advantage ?

waffo: I guess, I'll do favors for people if there's no real reason to refuse.

uniquec: Is there any item that you treasure?

waffo: My pc? I built this with my blood, sweat,and tears...seriously there was blood...the heat sink fan cut up my hands something fierce while I was trying to install it.

uniquec: Sound like you are really attached to it in more ways than one.

waffo: Eh I guess I could give it up for something really important, though.

uniquec: So any parting words?

waffo: Parting words? um... waffo: But yeah parting words about...

waffo: There is one last thing I'd like to say.

uniquec: Which is?

waffo: iI'm looking forward to subbing Yoku Wakaru Gendai Mahou alongside Chihiro (:

uniquec: Alright and thanks for doing the interview.

waffo: Np :)

uniquec: This concludes another one of the Goddess compelling interviews. As always, we would like to thank our guest in allowing us to spend time with him and wish him luck in his future endeavours in changing the transsplant of artificial organs.

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